so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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