doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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