So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Randomize
