I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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