the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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