I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
So vagazzling was a success
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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