Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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