Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
operation harelip BJ is a go
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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