Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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