im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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