I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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