Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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