you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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