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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I puked a lego.

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Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies

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(404): View more from Georgia

hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??

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no.

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(516): View more from New York

the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.

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(915): View more from Texas

I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.

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So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there

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