naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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