Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.