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• (281): View more from Texas

  Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.

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• (718): View more from New York

  you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes

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• (817): View more from Texas

  he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.

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