Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.