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(613): View more from Ontario

had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off

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(613): had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off http://tfl.nu/1hbn

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.

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(401): Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you. http://tfl.nu/r8h0

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(256): View more from Alabama

do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!

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(256): do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?! http://tfl.nu/1fx5

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(419): View more from Ohio

When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.

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(419): When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all. http://tfl.nu/xpv5

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(805): View more from California

If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that

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(805): If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that http://tfl.nu/xc7d

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(419): View more from Ohio

I have dibs on his crisis of faith.

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(419): I have dibs on his crisis of faith. http://tfl.nu/qzr2

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(417): View more from Missouri

"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"

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(417): "Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day" http://tfl.nu/txdy

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(817): View more from Texas

Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.

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(817): Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud. http://tfl.nu/pgi9

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(818): View more from California

Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.

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(818): Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree. http://tfl.nu/znv5

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention

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(610): I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention http://tfl.nu/bnw5

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(907): View more from Alaska

I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.

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(907): I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want. http://tfl.nu/b2fd

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(208): View more from Idaho

Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.

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(208): Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow. http://tfl.nu/loua

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.

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(479): Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual. http://tfl.nu/o63s

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(315): View more from New York

you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain

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(315): you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain http://tfl.nu/5jnk

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house

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(617): I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house http://tfl.nu/9ik3

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