Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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