Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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