just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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