Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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