Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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