You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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