i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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