You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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