Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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