What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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