the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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