I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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