I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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