The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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