Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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