I heard we made out
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
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So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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