Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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