Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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