Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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