i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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