Cold hands, warm shart.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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