Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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