He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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