I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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