Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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