let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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