at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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