I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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