bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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