i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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