Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
is wine microwaveable?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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