Well douche your snatch and let's go!
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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