i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
this will be a night to untag.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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