therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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