He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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