Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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