You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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