How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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