New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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