Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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